Halloween is a time to dress up in costumes that your friends would normally verbally abuse you to death for. But since everyone's doing it, some feel the need to take it to the extreme..and people like myself are here to call them out for failing. (In no order)
10. Kim Kardashian:
Sadly, Kim didn't dress like she did in her previous "films" and decided to butcher the appearance of a mermaid. With blonde hair you resemble a tranny-mix between Steven Tyler and Christina Aguilera.
9. Diddy:
"Game: blouses," Diddy must have said to himself as he looked into his mirror which reflected back an image of a young Prince. Good costume idea, but sorry bro no real dude wears make-up. I expected better from you.
8. La La Anthony:
Honestly, I don't blame Melo for shooting poorly when his wife looks like she glued pieces of newspaper to herself attempting to be a cat woman. SMH
7. Kate Walsh:
A couple's costume is supposed to make sense, the peanut butter to the jelly, Bonnie and Clyde, President & First Lady, but it seems Kate Walsh and her hubby booked it from the costume store and got matching shitty tiger jump suits.
6. Seal:
Some people are on a budget when it comes to costumes. You'd think celebrities would go HAM on costumes, not Seal. This lazy bastard grabbed a jersey like the rest of us and said they were an NBA player.
Here's what Seal should've dress up as.....
5. Hillary Duff:
HO-LY SHIT! I'm sorry, I'm just used to seeing a Lizzy McGuire image when I hear "Hillary Duff," but God damn. Here, Hillary is trying to pass as the fattest skeleton alive, well..you did it.
4. Aziz Ansair:
This guy kills it with jokes, but is a HUGE joke for thinking this is funny. "Bane" and "The Little Engine That Could" combined made the "Halloween costume that sucks."
3. Christina Aquilera:
Well, not much to say about this one considering she went as herself: a fat drag queen.
2. Chris Colfer and Ashley Fink:
Two stars from the hit show "Glee" Chris Colfer, dressed as a "Llama Assassian" and Ashley Fink as grapes. I give Chris credit for the creativity in the name but WTF is a Llama Assassian (don't answer, just REALLY think about it). As for Ashley's costume, sorry hun, didn't really make you look smaller... definitely did the opposite. But at least she had storage to stash children's candy she stole on the way to Matthew Morrison's Halloween party.
1. Chris Brown & Taliban:
Who would've guessed the bottle-throwing, woman beating, heart throb would make a bad decision? Well, Breezy really showed his true colors with his terrorist squad as they dressed like members of Taliban.
BONUS: Epic Costume Award:
Miley Cyrus:
Miley Cyrus has stunned the public with her vast hair styles and current photos of her, Pharrell, and Tyler, the Creator in studio. Miley killed it as Nicki Minaj regarding the wig, leopard costume, make up, and pillow-butt implants.
